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vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

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Married life with Ellen and Portia.

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togifs:

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orevet:

patrickat:

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3.6.14

Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.

"Why are you poor?  Stop being poor.  Be rich like me!" - Fox News commentators, GOP congressmen, and late night informercials on real estate flipping.

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tyleroakley:

SHIT.
You were the one that I wanted to feel the earth rotate with.
by Shinji Moon, This is No Longer About You (via wetforest)

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araaasdjkl:

 
myrandamoose:

•Lindsay Lohan• |apt69|
luiibadass:

$ Ain’t nuthin’ but a G Thang $
scrotumcoat:

not many people know metallica opened for jesus’ birth