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carradineway:

harryedward:

Vine needs to be stopped

Spitted my whole water out, fam.

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death-by-lulz:

tastefullyoffensive:

The cat who sits like a dude.

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thedailywhat: Ruined Childhood of the Day: Child Hoping to Meet Iron Man Crushed When Robert Downey Jr. Arrives Here’s a photo of 18-month-old boy Jaxson Denno from Sunderland, Massachusetts, bawling in utter disappointment after his hope to meet The Iron Man was instantly crushed by the arrival of plain-clothed Robert Downey Jr., the 48-year-old Hollywood actor who stars in the film adaptations as the superhero’s alter ego Tony Stark. Hat tip goes to Gawker!
tropicm-ist: danglingthpider: cclarissaa: ungracefullys: frails: fuck I want this THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows… you could have some epic Jedi battles with those want

Future Academy Award Winner Leonardo DiCaprio

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hentaiviewer666:

reasons why babies are not needed:

  • head to body ratio is uneven
  • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
  • baby unable to hunt for the clan
  • baby is slow and usually racist

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cheyennecheyenne: zoopjenkins: sadgreymon: jellyrolland: OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED anyone who can stomach more than that lil silver pouch of capri sun is fucking savage beast  WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?! I AM SERIOUSLY GEEKING RIGHT NOW! IF YOU BUY ME ONE OF THESE, I WILL MARRY YOU IN THE SPOT. WE WILL GO STRAIGHT TO CITY HALL AND SIGN THE PAPERS. THEN WE WILL START A FAMILY AND HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN AND TWO DOGS. MY LOVE FOR YOU WILL BURN WITH THE WHITE HOT INTENSITY OF ONE THOUSAND SUNS. you guys are weird and nasty

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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anekie: givemeajobplease: This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.” I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 
anekie: givemeajobplease: This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.” I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 

sam-the-sasquatch:

 i was watching the curious case of benjamin button and then i had a thought “what if the opposite happened and he got older every year? wow, i’m a genius! i should totally write a story about that” … and then i realised

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